Ego Index
You've been a member since 2006-03-21
This is only possible if you worked at Twitter!
3680 tweets, 1508729 followers
Babble index
409 followers for every tweet
Every now and then you sprinkle some of your wisdom upon your humble audience.
305 Friends, 1508729 Followers
Popularity index
4,946.7 followers for every friend
Wait, 1508729 followers?? Are you doing a porn Twitter?
305 Friends, 558 Favorites
Usefulness index
1.8 useful updates for every friend
You just can't get enough news about people's cats, can you?
A quote for you
“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.”
Isn't that strangely appropriate ...