Ego Index
You've been a member since 1970-01-01
This is only possible if you worked at Twitter!
tweets, followers
Babble index
No followers. None!
You're alone in the desert, talking to yourself. Hello! No one's listening!!
Friends, Followers
Popularity index
- followers for every friend
No followers? You're such a loser!! Friends, Favorites
Usefulness index
Not one update was actually useful
You obviously haven't discovered the whole 'Favorite' concept. (It's the star thingie)
A quote for you
“Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.”
Isn't that strangely appropriate ...